General Lee was my grandfather!

well, not really… but that’s what the dialect test thinks. my yankee co-worker scored 8%.
i got a score of “95% dixie” (and proud of it!). she laughed at me, but secretly i was the one laughing at her!

i’m always self-conscious of my accent when i speak in front of people up here. sometimes visitors at my church look like deer caught in headlights – seriously, i can’t imagine what they think of this southern worship chick.

to make things worse, wednesday i read a section of scripture during our seminary chapel service…

guess what the first word was?

LIKEWISE!

my pronunciation: lahk-whahz

i told our worship leader that was the WORST word he could’ve picked for me to start with!

after reading scripture to the whole international seminary chapel, i think my fellow seminarians would believe me if i told them General Lee was my grandfather!

anyway, my whole point is for you take the stupid test, because we COULD be long-lost cousins or something!

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27 thoughts on “General Lee was my grandfather!

  1. hahaha this is funny. I was born and raised right here on the southeast coast and all I got was “58% Dixie. Barely in Dixie” I guess the fact that my dad is from Connecticut will have to appease my wondering!

  2. “36% Dixie. You are definitely a Yankee.”

    Bummer. I knew all the true southern answers, and I wanted to lie and use those answers…I married southern blood, you see. But, alas, I had to go with my honest to goodness yankee replies. :-(

    But I am sending this test to my in-laws!

  3. I scored 33% Dixie.

    Which wasn’t surprising since I haven’t even visited the southern states, much less lived there. Born and raised in CA. Spent 11 years in Oregon and Washington, and can now add New England to my list of places I have resided. Maybe next we should move down south and push my Dixie percentage up a bit :-)

  4. I’m 52% Dixie. Barely in Dixie (that’s what I get for growing up in Maryland – a middle state that’s considered the “south” to the folks in New England but the “north” to folks in the South. Heck, we could not even make up our mind in the Civil War (well actually the d**ned Yankee “northern aggressors” kept us from seceding). By the way, one of those questions did not even give the answer I’d have used. The night before Halloween in Baltimore is called “moving night.”

  5. 92% y’all!

    I actually didn’t think my Texan-ese was that bad until I met my friend’s parents one summer. From their home state of Michigan they had come down to the Texas coast and then up to DFW area to see my friend. When I asked her mom, “So y’all just got back from Corpus Christi?” I got silence in return. Not because she was rude but because she didn’t understand a WORD I said!!! I have never lived that down . . .

  6. Stonewall Jackson Parker Page is completely distraught that his wife is 95% Dixie and he is a mere 81% Dixie. I think we may have to go eat some bbq to make up for it. Wait, do they know what bbq is up here?!

  7. Um… we’re cousins!!! 100% here!!! Born and raised in the south and apparently it is very obvious! I lived in WA for 4 years and people would ask me to talk (which is never hard) just to hear my accent… Strange!

  8. 97%…even after 2 years in Wisconsin (where they actually do say “bubblers” and “pajaaaamas”) and a year-and-a-half in New England, where one hears all kinds of unintelligible words. Of course, I did just get back from 15 blessed days in my homestate of Texas!

  9. 53% Dixie. Barely in Dixie
    I’m so dissappointed… please don’t tell my family (although my mom was born in NY)
    I do notice when I get around folks with a southern accent, that mine does tend to show it’s hick side a little…
    Don’t think worse of me

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