kristiapplesauce left the final question last week: If you had work at either McDonald’s or Wal-mart for the rest of your life which would you choose?
is this even in question? i’d choose wal-mart, of course! why? i could live off of the employee discount! christmas, birthdays, household supplies, groceries, clothes, medicine, glasses, baby pictures, entertainment. it would probably be the best job ever. hmmmmm…. i wonder if they accept resumes?
alrighty! first question: do you like cats or dogs?
rules: answer the last, leave the next.
A: I like cats
Q: What is collecting the most dust in your place of living right now?
First of all…Walmart-wednesday….I thought working overnight last night there was enough of it for a couple days…LOL. But okay…the discount isn’t majorly amazing, but it gets me the stuff I need…
What is collecting the most dust…actually nada, I super dusted everything yesterday:)
Q: Do you have a question? LOL.
A: yes (that’s weak!)
Q: how many belts do you have hanging in the closet?
A: 4
Q: how many scarves do you own?
A: Hmmm…3 or 4
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
A: 6
Q: What’s on your agenda for today?
A: work, dinner, couples small group, sleep
Q: What is the last thing that made you laugh out loud?
A. Our lifegroup last night talking about the possibility of making cars that run off dog poop.
Q. Roller Coaster Rider?
Heck Yeah!
Q: Black Eye or bloody nose? Which is worse?
a: bloody nose ~ a black eye would make people think i’m a battered wife
q: if you could have only one fruit of the Spirit until you died, which would you choose(besides the ‘greatest of these’, love!)??
A- I would choose JOY!
Q- when you were little, what was your biggest fear?
A: My biggest fear was bad weather. I can thank my mema for this fear. She would overreact in storms (make us get away from windows even if it was just sprinkling outside, etc).
Q: If you were a sno cone, which flavor would you be??
a: I would be cotton candy flavored. (do they make that?)
b: Swimming in a creek or the ocean?
A: the ocean, preferably where the water is clear
Q: broken arm or broken leg???
A: neither! My son has a broken arm right now…. if I had to choose I’d go with arm.
Q: Peanut butter or cream cheese?
A. Peanut Butter. Cream Cheese and Banana just doesn’t sound as appetizing.
Q. What’s your position on Krispy Kremes?
A: i live FAR north of them!
Q: what’s your opinion of Dunkin’ Donuts?
[hey y'all!!!]
A: i have made a pact that i will not actually go there the entire time i live in new england, no matter what Rachael Ray says.
Q: what’s your favorite kind of pizza?
[i gained 5 dunkin' pounds last year. now i stay away. STAYYYY AWAYYYY!!!]
A: pineapple/ham/mushroom from papa johns. dang i’m hungry…
Q: what’s for lunch????
A: Baked Potato
Q:Would you rather be able to stop time while you slept, or never need to do laundry?
A: Right now stop time while I sleep….i am severely sleep deprived right now
Q: What is the one bad habit that you will never give up?
a: as much as i hate folding laundry, i love it when i can sleep!
q: if you found a hidden treasure on a deserted island, what would be inside of it?
sorry…
a: my sweet tooth needs to be pulled.
q: if you found a hidden treasure on a deserted island, what would be inside of it?
A: treasure
Q: chocolate cake? vanilla cake? angel food cake? pound cake? what’s your cake of choice?
A: Yes! Love me some cake . . .but it MUST have ice cream with it.
Q: If you could only eat one food the rest of your life what would it be?
A: Mochas. Yes. it is a food
Q would you rather fall in public or fart in public?
A: fall
Q: Which would you choose: sleep deprivation or hunger?
A: sleep deprivation – although I pity the person who has to be around me for either!
Q: Taco Bell – yes or no?
A: yes; unless they aren’t carrying tomatoes due to salmonella poisoning
Q: baby screaming or nails on a chalkboard?
A: nails on chalkboard!!!
Q: deodorant – roll on or spray?
A; Roll on
Q: Would you rather have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck, or an earlobe the size of a basketball?
you crazy!
A -I am gonna go with spray if I have to choose between those two…although, I really rather solid!
Q- Why are there so few participants for WW today??
aaahah… too slow
I will take the long lash…the earlobe is freaky!
Same question…I wrote above
a: it will pick up as people are getting home from work and just before they go out on dates (Mandy). Then in the late evening there will be people vying for the last question spot, so the traffic will pick up.
q: what activity invariably gives you the munchies?
a: doing a work-out
q: what’s your favourite childhood memory?
A. Not being an altar boy.
Q. Tree-Hugger or Beer-Chugger?
A: don’t they go together?
Q: SpongeBob or Sesame Street?
A: I prefer allowing my kids to watch either one that suits their fancy.
Q: What is you favorite activity as far as work-outs go?
A: When working out, I really enjoy the bench press, but hate sit-ups or crunches.
New Q: How many times a week should a blogger blog?
A: As much as they want to
Q: Why does everyone hate sit-ups? (I really don’t mind them at all)
A: gas – that’s all i’m sayin
Q: can i answer # 39′s Question???
A: YES – and my answer is “walking AWAY from the gym when i’m done”
Q: how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?
Ahaha ahaha!
A: 10 licks then you chew the rest.
Q: What is your favorite time of day to work out?
A: RIGHT when i get off work. i’d actually LOVE to go right now, but i’m ten minutes from meeting a friend for coffee. yikes. caffeine when i’m already a little tense = bad idea.
Q: what do you do when you smell smoke coming from your neighbors apartment door? i’m just wondering. don’t read into this that i JUST got home and could smell the likes of BURNING BROWNIES wafting from the apartment next door. no. don’t read into this at all.
[i um think i can smell the smoke in my apartment now. i'm leaving. my apartment might not be here when i get back, but at least i'll have a starbucks mocha in my belly to deal with the trauma. right tam?]
[Mandy - Decaf???
I hope you still have an apartment when you return.]
A: when you smell smoke coming from your neighbors apartment door you knock on the door to make sure they are still alive!
Q: What beverage helps you deal with trauma?
Q: What beverage helps you deal with trauma?
A: Coffee is the best beverage for any situation.
Q: At home do you grind your own beans for your coffee or just go with instant coffee and which brand is your favorite?
No brainer!
Walmart!
No greeters to be found at McD’s!
I would be a fabulous greeter.
Roxanne Kristina @ http://www.sharingnotes.blogspot.com
A: I actually never make coffee at home . . .weird. I know.
Q: Favorite drink from Sonic? (If y’all have that . . .if not – favorite drink period.)
I’m answering my own question becuase I thought of a better one – allowed, right?
A: Cherry Limeade!
Q: Ever watch Ninja Warrior on TV??? Oh so entertaining!
Q: Ever watch Ninja Warrior on TV??? Oh so entertaining!
A: I don’t ever remember watching Ninja anything. Old retired guy, Roy Rogers was more my speed.
Q: Pizza Beer (developed Labor Day, 2006 by Tom and Athena Seefurth ) or Deep Fried Coca Cola (introduced by inventor Abel Gonzales, Jr., at the 2006 State Fair of Texas)?
EEEEWWWWWW!!! Beer that tastes like Pizza?
Deep-fried coca-cola
Q: Mornings or evenings? Favorite time of day.
Q: Mornings or evenings? Favorite time of day.
A: Mornings, at least those mornings when I can drag myself out of bed to go to the beach and watch the sun rise. Otherwise I am a night owl.
Q: How far can you drive with out stopping to pee. A very important question for an older guy like myself.
Old? Naw…wise and seasoned.
A: Two hours…kind of up there myself.
Q: CNN or Fox News?
Q: CNN or Fox News?
A: Neither. Except for the local news station, I rely on the the Internet for news. This allows me to research those stories I am most interested in.
Q: If you could develop any accent, other than one you may now have, what would it be.
A: BRITISH for sure!!!!
Q: as a child, what DID you want to be when you grew up?
A: an artist.
Q: what in the WORLD is deep fried coca-cola (#53)???
A: Uh….DUNNO!
Q: What happened to preparations A-G?
A: my husband says that they all, unfortunately, were found to have strong adhesive properties and were thus deemed inappropriate.
Q: favorite thing about your spouse? (mine? sense of humor!)
A: Loves me just the way I am…yours? Dunno…haven’t met him…
Q: Where do you dream of being in 5 years?
Mandy, from Wikipedia:
“Fried Coke is frozen Coca-Cola-flavored batter which is deep-fried and then topped with Coca-Cola syrup, whipped cream, cinnamon sugar, and a cherry. It was introduced by inventor Abel Gonzales, Jr., at the 2006 State Fair of Texas, where it won the title of “Most Creative” in the second annual judged competition among food vendors. It proved very popular in Texas, selling 10,000 cups in the first two weeks, and is now being adopted as a snack by fairs in North Carolina as well as Arizona. It is also very popular in California.
Fried Coke is estimated to have 830 calories.”
Sounds yummy, but at 830 calories it is a tad filling,
.
[@: sorry! yes! LOL - i still have an apartment. i don't have any bit of caffeine very often, so even decaf makes me crazy. my hands shook for a while]
Q: Where do you dream of being in 5 years?
A: Right were I am now. Retired from work, not life, within 20 miles of a beach, and living in New England where I can enjoy all four seasons, even Winter Mandy.
Q: I was just listening to the Johnny Cash version of “Hurt”, the most anti-drug song I know. What song is the hardest for you to listen? By that I mean it has a message that you feel is important, but makes you want to cry.
[Debs: you'd like mine if you met him.
]
[Ed: you ALWAYS come through for me!!! thank you!!!]
Q: something about where you wanna be in 5 years? see debs above – she’s awesome.
YAY Ed! you already answered!
AWWWW Mandy, ur awesomeness too!
Ed:….Anything patriotic right now really chokes me up. I was asked to do the Star Spangled Banner recently, and all I could think of was our son. I couldn’t do it…but then, everyone else kicked in, which made me cry even harder…it was an amazing few moments.
Q: What is your favorite time of year?
a: Christmas as far as holidays go but love Spring as the season!
q: What is the best kind of sauce that goes with fish?!
A: Plain ole ketchup…..if it is fried
Q:What is one word or phrase that you use all the time?
A: HEY!
Q: what’s one word or phrase that you really dislike?
Q: what’s one word or phrase that you really dislike?
A: “Collateral Damage” = innocent people dying.
Q: Do you grow any plants, or flowers, in your house/apartment and, if yes, how well are they doing?
A: I was given an Orchid plant when I left work by a co-worker. It’s doing pretty well being it’s almost been a week! YAYYYY!
Q: What is the oddest name you’ve ever heard of?
A: I once taught a little girl named Champagne. For reals.
Q: If you could excel at any Summer Olympic sport, which one?
A: Odd?! the military invented it as a short-range radio communication device… then they gave it an AMAZINGLY TOUGH and INTIMIDATING name: walkie talkie. now THAT’S odd.
Q: how long have you been blogging?
[LEI!]
Q: If you could excel at any Summer Olympic sport, which one?
A: Men’s Swimming. Actually I just want to look as fit as they do in a speedo.
Q: Favorite animal character on TV or the movies?
I presume Mandy’s question is directed at Lei. If not then I have been had my own blog since January of this year.
[Hidy Ho Neighbor!!]
A: I actually don’t know. Maybe a little over a year?
Q: Back to Olympic Sport question . . .which Summer Olympic sport do you wish you could excel at?
AAH! Too fast for me Ed – answer his
[cuz - oh I am so glad that you still have an apartment. Did your neighbors offer you any of their charred brownies?]
Olympic sport – something that has to do with swimming for a long time.
Q: which would you rather consume, fried coke (see comment #63) or charred brownies (see comment #45 & #46)?
[goodnight, sleeptight, don'tletthebedbugsbite.]
Q: which would you rather consume, fried coke (see comment #63) or charred brownies (see comment #45 & #46)?
A: I’ll pick the fried coke because I would prefer something fried to something charred.
Q: If you were on one of the TV dancing contest show, someone gave you 1 million dollars to go on
, which song would you choose to dance to.
A: I would NEVER be on one of the TV dancing contest shows for a million dollars.
Q: Who is Meatloaf Mike?
ME!!! I LOVE meatloaf and my nickname is Mike!!
Q: Peanut Butter and Honey or Turkey and Swiss?
A: Turkey and Swiss.
Q: Who is going to answer that e-mail I sent out?
TheNor ends with a mysterious question.
hmmmmmm
will we find out the answer next week?
maybe.
maybe not.
stay tuned for more…
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