To make matters worse, besides me looking much younger than my years my dear parents were on the older end when I came along. More than once has a stranger commented on how nice that I’m out with my grandparents – lol!

that’s the one drawback of my new look.

Sarah: Sweatpants + tanktop = counterproductive…

Brandy: I tried not to laugh out loud about your 11-yr-old story… But, I might’ve chuckled once or twice.

When I was pg with Dylan I worked in a coffee shop and I didn’t always wear my ring b/c my fingers would swell. Anyway, a regular customer who would come in and sit and have his coffee and chat with me all the time thought I was a TEEN MOTHER. Granted I was 23 and baby faced, but STILL. He thought I was about 16.

Also, when I was about 11, my mom had me cut my hair REALLY short. Like, “Ellen” short b/c of a previous bad hair cut. I have red hair therefore my eyelashes are WHITE. I wore no makeup at 11 and I had no chest to speak of. People thought I was a boy. My mom even bought me dangly earrings so people would stop making the mistake.

Talk about embarrassing!

As for the traveling bit, I like to dress trendy but comfortable. However when you spend 35 hours on a bus driving up the coast of Chile, all fashion rules fly out the window and it’s strictly sweatpants and a tanktop.

I’ve been asked, “Why aren’t you in school right now?” on a work day before. Um… cuz I’m 30!… but I usually just tell them something like,

“School is over-rated… I skip a lot to get attention from my mom and dad.”

It usually shuts them up.

Ok. He gave me the password to check his stats… To keep from embarrassing him, I’ll just say I’m about 3x higher, but we didn’t wanna throw around #’s… I hope this suffices…

Trust me. He didn’t come close.