Please Don’t Eat Me.
2009 January 9
While on vacation, I randomly (and I mean RANDOMLY – I have NO idea where this thought came from) asked Drew if he’d be a cannibal… under extreme circumstances, of course.
(And, dang if I can’t remember what his answer was!)
Then today I got to wondering what-in-the-heck am I thinking, going to spend a week in somebody else’s house. Um. WHA????
What if they’re crazy. Or worse…
[insert creepy violin music here]
Put those two thoughts together and we have us a rather interesting poll for the day. Can’t wait to check your answers later!!!
Mandy,
Have an awesome time up there … don’t lose your accent, and I can’t wait to hear the magic that Brent works w/ your creativity.
I skip blogs for few days and you get all cannibally and plan a trip? I hope this is not part of a new years resolution thing!
I’d say “No” to the poll, but then I remembered…
My husband said no to Rocky Mountain Oysters. Then he was fed them without him knowing. What if you are fed, um, well, you know, but no one told you (or they lied)?
And there are extreme situations that one just really doesn’t know until they are placed in them. But if a McCannibal’s opened up, well, I am NOT going, tyvm.
Enjoy your visit and [continue Mandy's creepy violin music here] be careful!
Mandy, I think if it was life or death… start the fire, I’m eating.
As for staying at someones house for a week… I stayed at your house for a week.
All else pales in comparison.
If I HAD to, I probably would. Survival instincts would kick in, and anything I don’t think I would do now would be possible.
Girl… in Oregon they don’t say y’all.
Have fun… wish I was I coming!!!
What does other mean? I put no because I am not eating meat these days. But I did watch that movie “alive” when it came out a long time ago and there were some really cute boys in it…so if Daniel were there (stand in for the cute boys) and I wasn’t eating him (no pun intended) and I could convince myself that it was a garden burger…then whatever. Maybe. I think I need a nap. My brain isn’t working right. I think I need to vote again…other this time…wait. what was the question??
OK Kristi’s comment cracked me up. I love her no pun intended. I think she really needed a nap.
As far as the other goes. Is that like…I would only eat it if I could have a wing??? LOL
whoops! i clicked on ‘yes’ when i meant to vote ‘no’
my bad…
You shoulda put a “hell no” option on there. I woulda clicked on it.
I’m suddenly very nervous about 8% of your readers…
What a post!
Should I tell Brent to meet you at the airport with a knife and fork!?
wonder what this post will do for your search engine key words
Where do you come up with this stuff?
If I’m going to starve….adios friend…it’s been nice knowing you!
ROFL… you just crack me UP!
Make sure you sleep with one eye open. Brent has the biggest grill I’ve ever seen…
I would not kill anyone, but if they were already dead, and I had no other food, I would eat them.
Protein is protein.
I remember the Monty Python sketch where they were in a boat and argued over who would eat who.
In a movie called a “Boy and His Dog”, starring a young Don Johnson, at the end the boy had to choice between his dog or his girlfriend. You can guess which he choose.
the funny thing is…i feel like this is one of those questions that i would ask if i was ever in a group of people and there was a long pause of awkward silence and i didn’t know what else to do. yep, definitely one of those.
but i do really appreciate how extremely random this is.
I just don’t think I could force myself to eat another human being. Gross.
my name is brent.
i love me.
yum
toothpick? anyone?
salty….
meaty…
with a tinge of sweetness.
Wow y’all…
I, of course, laughed all day…. but you’re cracking me up!
Tam says hey.
Sick people…
Just call me spicy…
Anyone for ribs?
Just a heads up if I’m ever anywhere with you all and this option comes up….I have experience dissecting cadavers…and I could help you…
I’m just sayin…
I ate a person once. Not as bad as you would think.
Your mom’s salty.
i have an aversion to femurs.
Your mom has a femur.