I’m an imposter
2009 February 10
Imposter. Poser. Wanna be. Fraud. Fake.
Here’s how it works:
Me + Electric Guitar = Imposter
Your turn: “Me + ______ = Imposter”
(Fill in the blank, people. It’s not that hard.)
23 Responses
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me + early mornings = imposter
[like i'm fooling anyone w/ that!]
Me + Metro life = imposter
me + people person = imposter
Me+patience=imposter
me+organization and tidiness= imposter
me + toledo = imposter
me+anything car related=impostor
(although Russ and Kara … I’m right there with you.)
me + acting my age = imposter.
(me) + the letters (i,p,o,s,t,r) = imposter
Damon! HA! ONLY YOU!
Wait. I’ve got another one for you:
Damon + College Homework = imposter
me + small talk = imposter
me + pack leader of this spoiled dog = imposter
me + math = imposter
me + cooking = imposter
Me + Numbers = imposter
(Gitz: Not even math, just numbers. They are not my friends…)
me + patience = imposter
me + the stove = imposter
@mandy: I get it with the numbers. I don’t even try anymore. Playing cribbage with my Grandpa makes me realize I’m a total freaking idiot.
Seriously.
Give me 8 hours and i could make Mandy + Numbers = Impostor = Not True!
(True!)
I DARE you.
Me + Failure = Impostor
( ANYONE + Failure = Impostor : Same)
If you can meet Triumph and Disaster and treat both THOSE impostors the same,… you’ll be a Man, My Son. (“If”, Rudyard Kipling)
http://www.kipling.org.uk/poems_if.htm
Chin up!
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Me + chef’s hat = Imposter
Me + any musical instrument = Imposter
Me + song book = Imposter
Me + Dancing With Stars = Imposter
Me + lecture stand = Imposter
I am going to stop here before I embarrass my self further.
Me + dancing = imposter
Me + ANY kind of guitar = imposter
And to be more specific…
Me + F chord = imposter.
Dang F.
me + Martha Stewart = imposter. Also not foolin’ anyone. Ever.
me + boobs = imposter
Of course there are some other names for that as well…
me + boobs = imposter