I’m not sure we can hang out anymore. You two are really dangerous in the kitchen. And our little convo the other night…well, this might be a deal breaker, ladies.
You need dark chocolate! Good golly the white chocolate is so absolutely not the right chocolate that I think some kitten somewhere died when you put the white chocolate in your mouth.
If you’re not sure why anyone would say that you should do a taste test between white chocolate, milk chocolate and dark chocolate. But PLEASE don’t buy the waxy Hershey’s chocolate for the test.
Two secrets:
1) The reason for white instead of dark or milk chocolate? I already had white & didn’t wanna waste $$ buying more.
2) Re: bacon grease. See Josh’s comment up there. ^^
You guys are TOO funny! (BTW, I’m not a huge chocolate fan–I know, take away my GIRL card–but the chocobacon looked quite yummy until you added sprinkles.)
Kudos to you for trying something so foul (and actually choking it down), but that wasn’t real chocolate… it was cocoa butter solids. I did love the bacon chaser though…
And the end… wow. That’s some love of bacon! I nearly gagged. You guys are too funny!
Thanks for sacrificing yourself to do this, and for sharing it with the rest of us!
Why? Because I had white baker’s chocolate already, and didn’t wanna waste $5 buying milk or dark chocolate… I happily, honestly, and realistically blame it all on the recession.
Since my REAL comment has been eaten by the spam monster (and it #prorably should be too), I’ll just add my disdain to the use of white chocolate for this experiment.
And Diane is sitting here agreeing with me.
That said, the video is just about the funniest thing we’ve ever seen.
1. makes me miss you and your kitchen.
2. makes me miss drew and his jokes (facial hair oddities aside)
3. made me want to vomit when he drank the grease. as you would say, “that ain’t right.”
You guys have so much fun together will you adopt me. You won’t even have to potty train me. Although in a few years I might need to start using diapers(depends) again.
I do save the bacon grease and re-use it when I fry anything. Much more flavor than butter.
Drew is a little crazy, maybe a lot crazy. I have never drunk hot bacon grease, but I have used the cooled off hardened grease on bread, in place of butter.
I have eaten fried crickets, in Hong Kong, so maybe you could make that your next cooking video.
Wow! I’m not sure if that would have cured my bacon deficiency or created a whole new problem!
And I can’t decide which is my favorite quote: “Bacon is a vehicle for grease” from Drew or “It’s just not right” from you!
I take it y’all were EXTREMEly bored.
The hidden track, well, that could have stayed hidden. Ain’t drinkin’ something I instinctively pour into a used can or cup and throw in the garbage, but hey, some folks roll differently!
Thanks for sharing your culinary antics with us!
I had a DOH! moment just now. I get the experiment now from reading your post from the 13th. Sorry about that!
Guess we all have our lack of reading comprehension moments.
So y’all didn’t try it out of boredom. Glad y’all had fun!
hehe. You know, I didn’t even realize that you mentioned boredom because you didn’t know about the monster post preceding the vid. Now we’re both the wiser.
I have to jump in and say I agree with all these other haters… white chocolate is just not the same. I request a do-over. And… no sprinkles! Come on, you know you want to.
Just so you don’t feel bad, I am really impressed with your braveness for trying this experiment. And please tell me Drew didn’t really drink the cup of grease.
I was SO thinking the entire video that he reminded me of Matthew McConaughey!!! [although I'm assuming Drew wears deodorant, which puts him ahead of Matthew in my book...]
While my first thought was that it shouldn’t have been white chocolate [sorry, but everyone here is right about that] I would never ruin a perfectly cooked piece of chewy bacon by adding chocolate. It ain’t right.
And I think you guys should have a reality show when Drew becomes a pastor somewhere. Seriously. Y’all are funny.
That still left 6 minutes of everythingness – a better ratio than every reality program I’ve ever seen, which gets 1 minute of televisual interest for ever 9868495 hours…
You cheated! White chocolate is not chocolate! It’s cocoa butter, milk solids and sugar.
I think you should redo the test with actual chocolate. I’m just sayin…
Not.
On.
Your.
Life!
agreed. cheater.
I’m not, under ANY circumstances, doing this again. I don’t care what y’all say…
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haha!
drew cracked me the frick up.
i loved when you snarfed!
and i almost threw up at the end.
It wasn’t as bad as I thought it’d be… But wasn’t good either!
Real chocolate please!!
Love that sizzle!
Impossible!
White chocolate is chocolate. Don’t listen.
Now chocolate with my bacon.. ewww gross!!
Just pass me a Reeses next time AFTER breakfast of bacon!!!
(things are not meant to be combined together)
Amen, Sister. Amen…
I’m not sure we can hang out anymore. You two are really dangerous in the kitchen. And our little convo the other night…well, this might be a deal breaker, ladies.
J.K., sorta.
sniff sniff… And I thought we were friends.
You need dark chocolate! Good golly the white chocolate is so absolutely not the right chocolate that I think some kitten somewhere died when you put the white chocolate in your mouth.
If you’re not sure why anyone would say that you should do a taste test between white chocolate, milk chocolate and dark chocolate. But PLEASE don’t buy the waxy Hershey’s chocolate for the test.
You know… I go and EAT bacon covered in chocolate, and THIS is the treatment I get? dangit. I can’t win for losing.
I disagree Megan, I like them even more now.
Thank you. Finally. Someone who appreciates the sacrifice the Thompsons just made on behalf of the blogworld (and the Schells).
cough-cough… camera jump… 5:33… it was still a funny idea.
Don’t make me delete your comment!
umm….i just can’t believe you actually spent your hard-earned money to try such a shame to the glorious names of both bacon and chocolate.
and also, your hubby is both hilarious and disgusting. bacon grease????????
Two secrets:
1) The reason for white instead of dark or milk chocolate? I already had white & didn’t wanna waste $$ buying more.
2) Re: bacon grease. See Josh’s comment up there. ^^
gotcha.
when is white chocolate EVER considered chocolate in a situation like this? i mean, really. i am disappointed.
I quit.
You guys are TOO funny! (BTW, I’m not a huge chocolate fan–I know, take away my GIRL card–but the chocobacon looked quite yummy until you added sprinkles.)
I thought the Jimmies were a NICE addition!
Yes, it’s been said, but white chocolate? Why?
Kudos to you for trying something so foul (and actually choking it down), but that wasn’t real chocolate… it was cocoa butter solids. I did love the bacon chaser though…
And the end… wow. That’s some love of bacon! I nearly gagged. You guys are too funny!
Thanks for sacrificing yourself to do this, and for sharing it with the rest of us!
Why? Because I had white baker’s chocolate already, and didn’t wanna waste $5 buying milk or dark chocolate… I happily, honestly, and realistically blame it all on the recession.
If you’d only asked, I would have gladly shipped over some delicious dark chocolate to dip that crispy bacon into…
But that likely wouldn’t have been nearly as hilarious.
Since my REAL comment has been eaten by the spam monster (and it #prorably should be too), I’ll just add my disdain to the use of white chocolate for this experiment.
And Diane is sitting here agreeing with me.
That said, the video is just about the funniest thing we’ve ever seen.
Mmmmmmm…hot bacon juice.
But to improve it…hot bacon chocolate juice.
I rescued your other comment from the spam monster…
You did
To expose your cheatin’ ways even more. That takes integrity. You cheat.
1. makes me miss you and your kitchen.
2. makes me miss drew and his jokes (facial hair oddities aside)
3. made me want to vomit when he drank the grease. as you would say, “that ain’t right.”
wow.
Come back… ANY time.
Is this what we’re having for dinner tongiht?
YES!!!
You guys have so much fun together will you adopt me. You won’t even have to potty train me. Although in a few years I might need to start using diapers(depends) again.
I do save the bacon grease and re-use it when I fry anything. Much more flavor than butter.
Drew is a little crazy, maybe a lot crazy.
I have never drunk hot bacon grease, but I have used the cooled off hardened grease on bread, in place of butter.
I have eaten fried crickets, in Hong Kong, so maybe you could make that your next cooking video.
http://www.travelblog.org/Photos/3778183.html
You can buy them here.
http://www.edibleunique.com/
No way.
No how.
No sir…
(That was about eating crickets. Adopting you? sure!)
Wow! I’m not sure if that would have cured my bacon deficiency or created a whole new problem!
And I can’t decide which is my favorite quote: “Bacon is a vehicle for grease” from Drew or “It’s just not right” from you!
I take it y’all were EXTREMEly bored.
The hidden track, well, that could have stayed hidden. Ain’t drinkin’ something I instinctively pour into a used can or cup and throw in the garbage, but hey, some folks roll differently!
Thanks for sharing your culinary antics with us!
Trust me, it would’ve created a problem…
And we weren’t bored. We were having a blast!
I had a DOH! moment just now. I get the experiment now from reading your post from the 13th. Sorry about that!
Guess we all have our lack of reading comprehension moments.
So y’all didn’t try it out of boredom. Glad y’all had fun!
hehe. You know, I didn’t even realize that you mentioned boredom because you didn’t know about the monster post preceding the vid.
Now we’re both the wiser.
OK, I’ll admit it. I wouldn’t touch that mix.
Ruin some good bacon.
Ruin it… indeed!
For the love of all things cocoa!!!REAL CHOCOLATE PLEASE!!!!!!!
White Chocolate as you have heard is not real chocolate.
http://www.essortment.com/food/whitechocolate_ttqo.htm
1 dollar on a bar of Hersheys.. And you would not have half the grief you are getting now. Or any for that matter…
Thank you.
Welcome…
Maybe you could get some of the other Seminary students to come in for the do over? Just a thought.
I’m not doing it again… No “type” of chocolate will make that any better!
I have to jump in and say I agree with all these other haters… white chocolate is just not the same. I request a do-over. And… no sprinkles! Come on, you know you want to.
Just so you don’t feel bad, I am really impressed with your braveness for trying this experiment. And please tell me Drew didn’t really drink the cup of grease.
Thank you for acknowledging what we did! & about the grease – see Josh’s comment way up there.
Gross. That is all.
Oh, and Drew looks like he belongs in a Western movie of some sort with that facial hair. Maybe Tombstone or 3:10 to Yuma.
He would be so happy to hear that’s what you think!!!
Diane and I were thinking it brings out the Matthew McConaughey in him…
Which is weird, since Mr Mc doesn’t usually have a porn mo…but when he does, it must be this good.
I’m sorry. Did you just say my husband has a p0rn mustache…?
I’ve been insulted to no end today. LOL
I know…sorry about that… kinda…
And over here a p0rn m0 isn’t necessarily an insult…it’s just fact for that style of moustache.
He suits it.
That’s the rule isn’t it – men are allowed to appreciate mo’s, women must hate them?
OH! Well, YAY for p0rn stars. I mean, mustaches!
I like his dirty-stash as well… A LOT! And that’s all that counts, right?
It sure is
I was SO thinking the entire video that he reminded me of Matthew McConaughey!!! [although I'm assuming Drew wears deodorant, which puts him ahead of Matthew in my book...]
While my first thought was that it shouldn’t have been white chocolate [sorry, but everyone here is right about that] I would never ruin a perfectly cooked piece of chewy bacon by adding chocolate. It ain’t right.
And I think you guys should have a reality show when Drew becomes a pastor somewhere. Seriously. Y’all are funny.
Matt McC? Really?? LOL!!! Well… Good thing I think he’s cute and always plays the same charming funny character.
(Matt, that is)
A reality show? Trust me. Y’all would be bored. I cut out 4 minutes of nothingness in the vid.
That still left 6 minutes of everythingness – a better ratio than every reality program I’ve ever seen, which gets 1 minute of televisual interest for ever 9868495 hours…
Well, thanks! I’ll take that as a big compliment.
Hahahahahahaha.
That is all.
Hahahahaha!!!! this was awesome!
“I’d rather be makin whoopie.”
Hahahahaha!!!!!
Here was my experience with sugar and bacon from this week in Portland…
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2304/3532600840_10d4958316_b.jpg
GASP!
PLEASE tell me you hated it as much as I hated my chocolate bacon nastiness…
Ummmm. I loved it. It was all sorts of Mapley goodness!
mandy: “they can’t see you cuz you’re…too…tall.”
drew: “eh, story of my life.”
i laughed so hard. repeatedly.
i
miss
y’all
and did you always call them “jimmies?” i’d never heard this till living up there.
Jimmies? NEVER until New England. Two weeks ago.
I’ve thought about y’all everyday this week… Miss you too.
I have a video response to these shenanigans.
http://russhutto.com/2009/05/chocolate-covered-spam/
OH MY NASTY!
Russ….. RUSS!!!!!
Well, I’m sure everyone will applaud your usage of real chocolate. Good for you.
I do what I can to bring an authenticity to the blog community.
can we do these videos regularly?
like maybe monthly?
possibly even get other people involved. challenging them to come up with their own crazy concoction and putting the vid up?
maybe? maybe not?
but mostly maybe.
Sure! Go for it.
That was disgusting. Totally disgusting. So disgusting I’m disgusted. Beyond disgusting.
I concur.
Just so you know…http://www.numptard.com/?p=49
I’m going to have to go into hiding after this.
I just watched.
I’m absolutely amazed. Stunned. Flabbergasted! WOW
That whole entire video was hysterical.