“Just Eat It”

Who has Michael Jackson’s voice running through their head? No? nevermind…

So. Let’s say you can only eat one food for a year. Why? Because you’re in an overseas prison – suspected of internet spy activities. Or something like that. The circumstances don’t really matter. The point is, you can only choose to eat ONE thing for a whole year. Simple.

What would you eat?

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38 thoughts on ““Just Eat It”

  1. Grinders!!! My ham and cheese grinder made fresh three times daily from Friendly Pizza in Montville, CT. I’m talking about tomatoes that taste like tomatoes SHOULD taste!!! And shredded, washed, crisp, and fresh iceberg lettuce PILED ON and doused with just the right combination of olive oil and vinegar and seasonings!!! And slices of fresh-cut ham layered an inch thick with provolone cheese — even though I prefer muenster when I try to replicate such perfection at home. And the bread. Baked fresh the night before and delivered at 5am fresh from the oven. What greaty bread!!! Nobody makes bread like that or uses bread like that. And I mean, NOBODY!!! It was there, at that quiet little pizza place, that I learned the truth to my stepfather’s famous words: “The bread makes the sandwich.” I swear, the man is an eighty-year-old genius when it comes to great food. A genius, I tell you!!! A GENIUS!!!!!

    And remember: Friendly Pizza in Montville, CT.

    New Englanders take great pride in local business, especially restaurants. And most seriously especially whne thre is there no other place like it in the entire world!!!

    Man, I wish they were open at this hour…

  2. Weird Al’s voice, not MJ’s!

    One food for a year … probably something that could be changed up — like a salad w/ options for toppings and mix ins … or more likely pizza w/ variety of toppings and sauces, although I can imagine I’d pork up on that. Toughie and glad I’m not in prison and have the joy of selection!

  3. Steak garnished with a whole pork chop, side of Roasted Chicken and a bucket of steamers, washed down with Milk.

    There. Got all the food groups ( I consider chicken a vegetable or a garnish, Shell fish can substitute for Grains)
    :-)

  4. Right now, I’d have to say something Chinese with egg noodles – told hubby I’ve been craving & eating Chinese so much lately I may just turn into a Chinese person.

    Or

    Mashed potatoes.

    • youll turn into a chinese person or mashed potatoes?

      =D

      we have a chinese restaurant here in town that brent loves. when you walk into the establishment it immediately assaults the nose holes with the smell of pine-sol. and the only the bathroom is in the adjoining business. which happens to be a bar.

      O_o

      • We usually go to Pei Wei, last night we went to PF Changs. Had Mu Shu Chicken for the first time. Not to bad if it didn’t have eggs and onions.

        Ha ha…I meant I’d either eat Chinese or mashed potatoes.

  5. Speaking as a man who has been on a diet for 3 months I would have to say …Big Macs. Covers all the main food groups.

    Speaking as a man working for an international health organization, I would have to say…, beans. A ton of people in the world subsist on beans every day where there are no other options. I’d still be alive when all the Big Mac, taco, etc. eaters were long gone.

  6. dark chocolate or green tea
    i’d live on tea and chocolate right now if i could
    someone would prolly intervene
    friends are like that

  7. hahaha Caleb just gave a sermon on gluttony today it is focused less on excessive eating but more eating as an idol, whereas we enjoy delicacies or rich food etc. etc.etc. too much and put that above Christ. Very convicting

  8. Late, but….it’s a toss-up between pho or mac cheese.

    I think I know which one my body would love me better for.

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