Let’s say you’re secluded in a compound in a desert that has no internet and no cable and no TV antennas and no 3G or 4G or 2G (if it exists) or anything like that.

In fact, your sole option for technological entertainment is a flat-screen with a DVD player. And you’re gonna be stuck there for a while. At least six months. Because, you know, you’re in hiding. From them.

And you only get to take 3 DVDs with you. (No, you can’t take an entire season of 24, since it’s got a half-dozen discs in the box. That’s too many discs. Plus, why would you, if you’re hiding from a life that looks like a season of 24, anyway?)

What 3 DVDs are you gonna take?