Seriously.

I know that seems tongue-in-cheek and amazingly heretical, but we can pretty much find the answer to any question if we ask The Omniscient Google.

(Well, barring a few existential inquiries – but God isn’t really answering those questions for me lately, either. So what’s the difference?)

(Man. I’m gonna get in some heavenly trouble for writing this.)

But, seriously (again)… Google could potentially be the most helpful invention of my generation. If man has thought it, then Google can find it. (Thought is the past-tense of think, right?) If there’s anything you need for your computer – like some kind of software or add-on or something – you can type in what you’re looking for and I’m pretty sure Google find it. And if  you find it but you don’t know how to use it, I’m equally sure that you can type out “how to use ‘this thing I just found but don’t know how to use’” and you can find that out too. Probably on a youtube video. Or, if you prefer written instructions, they’ll be sitting in some online manual or forum somewhere.

Or if you don’t know how to make a certain pie. (ie: humble pie. haha. Sorry, it’s early in my type-up-this-post world.)

Or if you, like me, are wondering how divers can actually physically breathe oxygen-enriched liquid, so they can dive well-below what is remotely considered the safe zone of pressurization for the human body.

Speaking of, excuse me while I go do some research.