see.

this past memorial day will be a long-lived memory for me.

i knew this day was coming. it was inevitable. i just didn’t know when. and i didn’t know how i’d respond.

’cause i’m only 29 years old.

we were grilling out (or Bar-B-Qing or whatever you call it) with friends.

and she said it: “mandy, i think you have one, too.”

do you know what this “one” was?

a gray hair.

on further inspection, i think its clear.

and clear is CLEARLY not gray.

but i have one problem.

its 26 centimeters long – yes i measured it. and according to one of those websites where you can look stuff up, that means its been growing for over two years.

OVER TWO YEARS!

makeitstopmakeitstopmakeitstop!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do i do NOW???